Outlaw

The Results Are In…This Is Where You Land In the Medieval Hierarchy

You Are An Outlaw

Your Medieval Job Title

Wanted Man (or Woman)

Your “job” is survival. Theft, smuggling, and the occasional revenge gig if the price is right.

Here’s How You’d Actually Live in the Middle Ages

So, you’ve discovered your medieval role, but what does that really mean? Let’s take a closer look at your daily life, what you’d eat, where you’d live, and how long you’d likely survive in a world of feasts, famine, and very questionable medical advice.

Where Would You Live?

The woods. A cave. An abandoned barn. You sleep where you can and keep watch at all times. Shelter is temporary, but freedom isn’t.

A rustic woodland campsite with a makeshift tent and supplies scattered around a central fire, where a figure tends the flames beneath a large oak tree.

What Would You Wear?

Leather scraps, cloaks with holes, and anything stolen or scavenged. You dress to blend in or disappear entirely. Hoods are a must. Shoes optional.

Close-up of a rugged outlaw in layered, weathered clothing with a hood and leather armor, equipped with a sword and pouch strapped to his belt.

What Would Your Daily Life Look Like?

Your days are unpredictable and often shaped by fear, hunger, or bold opportunity. You might wake in a forest camp or an abandoned barn, always on alert. You live on the edge, hiding, stealing, and surviving however you can. Trust is scarce, and safety is an illusion. But you answer to no one, and that freedom is worth the price, at least most days. You live outside the law, but not without your own code.

A cloaked figure crouches near a campfire in the forest, watching a covered wagon in the distance with weapons and gear scattered around the flames.

What Would You Eat?

You eat with your hands, usually in the dark, and always fast. Foraged berries, stolen bread, or roasted rabbit, if you’re lucky. Some days it’s a feast, other days it’s nothing at all. Hunger is your constant companion, and you’ve learned to live with it.

A man in partial armor slowly rotates a roasted animal over a campfire using a spit, with bags, supplies, and a jug resting nearby in a woodland setting.

Weapon of Choice

A bow and a blade. You favor speed, stealth, and anything you can carry on the run. You strike from the shadows and then vanish.

An archer dressed in a blue hooded tunic draws a longbow, aiming with focused intensity, a quiver of arrows slung over his back and a dagger at his waist.

Your Chances of Survival

Your odds? Not great. You’re always one wrong move away from the gallows or a knife in the back. But you’re hard to catch, harder to break, and full of fight. If anyone can beat the odds, it’s you.

A lone figure hangs from a tree by a noose under a full moon, silhouetted against the night sky in a dark, haunting woodland scene.

Your Medieval Survival Snapshot

Think of this as your quick-fire medieval ID card, the quirks, fears, flaws, and hidden strengths that define your life in the Middle Ages. It’s not always pretty, but it’s definitely revealing. Ready to meet your medieval self?

Your Biggest Risk

Capture – Your freedom hangs by a thread. One mistake, and it’s the noose.

WHO YOU FEAR THE MOST

A Bounty Hunter – They don’t care why you broke the law. They just want their reward—and your head.

Your Medieval Catchphrase

“They’ll never take me alive.”

Your Social Superpower

Stealth – You move in silence, strike when least expected, and vanish before they know what hit them.

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Welcome to the Middle Ages, where we plunge you straight into the world of castles, feudal lords, and questionable hygiene! Forget the romanticized tales of chivalrous knights and grand feasts. You’re about to discover what life was really like in the Middle Ages.